Sunday, September 9, 2012

Reviews - 8/29/12

Once again, you can file this post under "hundreds of days late and thousands of dollars short", but we felt this needed to be done.  Travel back, way back, back into time with us for a moment, won't you?

There used to be this magical website called "MySpace" (don't look for it, it's not there anymore) that all the kids were using and more importantly, all the kids' bands were using.  As a "record label", we'd get all sorts of "friend requests" from aspiring and unsigned bands or other fledgling labels trying to get a deal, promote a show or just network.  I'm not computer and marketing-savvy enough to tell you why or when things started to go south with MySpace but honestly, it was pretty great there for a while.  We here at the Beercan offices (ahem) would honestly listen to every band that bothered to click a mouse button and request our virtual friendship.  Sure, a lot of it was utter garbage, but some of the bands were promising, some just seemed like cool folks and occasionally a band would really blow your

Anyway, a few years back, some dude from Cutthroat Records (ancient MySpace link is based out of Houston, TX dropped us a line and asked if we wanted to trade releases.  We said, "sure" and dropped some stuff from our extensive catalog (ahem) in the mail.  Never got anything in return, but hey, no big deal.  People's lives get busy, shit happens, the Post Office is basically bankrupt and may have messed up, who knows.  But then months and months later, some other guy from the label writes me back apologizing for the mix-up and says that he'll drop some stuff in the mail right away.  And he did, which was very cool.  And here are our thoughts, well after the fact, ranging from "well, that's not all that bad" up to "holy shit, that's a great band!  I hope they're still around, but I doubt it.  But even if they aren't people should track down their music to enhance their life!"

And away we go...

The Delayed - Losing My Mind - Not all that bad, but probably not something that I'll  go out of my way to listen to ever again.  5 tracks of Hellacopters-inspired guitar hot-shottery.  This came out in 2003 and sounds like it.  That's not an insult, but you know, time marches on.  Not that music has improved necessarily in 2012, but again, this sounds a little derivative of the Hellacopters and they aren't around anymore so, in a sense, it is a time-capsule.  I warned you that we were going back, way back, back into time.

Pretty rad band logo though.  I kind of hope that someone out there has a Delayed tattoo...that they mildly regret.  Or wildly regret.

The Urgencies - the Urgencies Present Their Manifesto - Yes, the Urgencies appear to have given up the ghost around 2009 and this release is from 2006, but they had a little something going here.  Now, keep in mind that I listened to this about 2 years ago in my car which, by the way, is the preferred review mode of the Beercan staff just so ya'll know.  This was some pretty cool mid-tempo punk-rock in the vein of the Clash, I suppose.

Fine, you've pegged me.  I don't really remember specifics.  But I do remember liking it.  Somewhat.  Fuck you.  Go to their site.  Listen to the songs.  Decide for yourself.  Be somebody!

After all, this is all a preamble to the Born Liars review.  (See Below!(

Born Liars - Exit Smiling - Now THIS...this is the main reason we wanted to put finger to key to write this post.

We dug this shit immediamente, but as a little non-chronological background, this reviewer (we have a staff of 7) had just read "Hammer of the Gods" for the first time.  You know, the biography of Led Zeppelin that you may have read in high school and that the intelligent degenerate that was smoking cigarettes behind the gym DEFINITELY read in high school.  It's a great, and pretty hilarious, book whether you like Zeppelin or not and you should read it.  But anyway, it got me to thinking about the fact that all these British bands of that era like Zeppelin, the Stones, Yardbirds (I'd mention the Beatles, but I don't really like the Beatles) took a lot of black American music, ran it through their own personal filters and ultimately turned into some of the hugest, or most influential, or both, bands of all time.  Now, I'm not going to go into some screed about how these old original blues musicians were screwed over by the record industry (which surely most of them were) but it is kind of weird how the American contemporaries of these British bands were basically light years behind their limey brethren.  In other words, who wins a 6-band tag championship match between Zeppelin, Stones, Yardbirds in one corner and Bad Company, Grand Funk Railroad and, I don't know, Alice Cooper in the other?  It's not even a question in my mind and for the record, early Grand Funk Railroad is great, but c'mon.

But, at some point over the last 20 years or so, that trend has slowly faded away.  I'm not flag-waving and claiming this as a "victory" for America.  I mean, maybe British musicians have just moved on to different things or are so far ahead of Yankee dubstep DJ's (or whatever) that I'd be shocked if I happened to run in those circles.  However, we at Beercan typically run in rock and roll circles and a band like the Born Liars is such a perfect example of U.S. rock and roll, that it's magical.  In running this label and in listening to hundreds of band submissions, we've heard hardcore from Eastern Europe, rockabilly from Germany, garage rock from France, indie-type stuff from Japan and on and on and on.  And again, some of it's great, some of it's shit and most falls somewhere inbetween but more often than not, it is an approximation of stuff that is deeply rooted in American rock and roll history.  The Born Liars, from Houston, Texas, write (or I suppose wrote) such uniquely American, straight-forward punk-infused rock and roll that the music makes you want to bury it in a time capsule with a note saying something like, "This is what American rock and roll sounded like when it was done really fucking well.  No, this band wasn't hugely popular, but this is the real issue.  No shit!" 

I won't even get into specifics of particular tracks because every single track smokes quite nicely.  The only knock is that it's sometimes so spot-on but with no frills, that you almost want to frill it up yourself.  Like, you find yourself humming sax backing or adding backing vocals that aren't there.  And that's not even really a knock.  Again, I hope this isn't all coming off like I feel that the Born Liars are the Toby Keith of underground music and the rest of the world should fuck off.  Far from it.  But it sounds like the slightly countrified, blues-based rock that these cats slung, which was after-all born in this country, was just burned into their blood.  They're not aping a style.  They're not trying to be anything that they aren't.  They're just cranking out who they are via the magic of music...which sounds simple, but is very, very rare.

So, I don't know if these guys even exist anymore as a band, but it seems like their old label still does so do yourself a favor, and retroactively do them a favor, and go buy their stuff.

Of course, now we'll probably get an email from the bass player saying, "dude, we all actually moved here from Belgium in the early 90's" or some shit. (

1 comment:

  1. Bass player here. We took a little break but Born Liars are still a band. We have 3 lp's out and a shitload of 7"s but I must say I think almost all are soldout. The good news is that we have a lp at the pressing plant right now on Little T & A records and a new 7" (without a label right now) coming soon. Thanks for the kind words!